Sunday, December 28, 2014
Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: A Slightly Tarnished Southern Belle's Words of Wisdom by Celia Rivenbark - This is a decent collection of humorous essays about family life, celebrities, and southern culture. For a long time I thought her last name was Riverbank. 3 stars
Cake Wrecks: When Professional Cakes Go Hilariously Wrong by Jen Yates - Here is yet another book based on a blog I haven't read. Yates makes snarky comments about cake decoration mistakes. 4 stars
Lab Fever: Living, Loving and Laughing with America's #1 Pet by Bruce Cochran - These single-frame cartoons provide a spot-on portrayal of life with a Labrador retriever. Funny stuff. 4 stars
Wednesday, December 24, 2014
Kinky's Celebrity Files by Kinky Friedman - In this quick read, the legendary Friedman writes about famous friends and their pets. And there are pictures, too. 4 stars
The Conundrum: How Scientific Innovation, Increased Efficiency, and Good Intentions Can Make Our Energy and Climate Problems Worse by David Owen - Owen makes a convincing argument that we cannot solve the global warming problem with technology. Along the way, he dispenses with stupid eco-fads like the locavore movement.* 4 stars
The Holy or the Broken: Leonard Cohen, Jeff Buckley & the Unlikely Ascent of "Hallelujah" by Alan Light - "Hallelujah" has taken on a life of its own. Light writes about songwriter Cohen, performer Buckley, and countless interpretations of the song by other artists. He also examines how this sort-of-religious song has become popular in an increasingly secular culture and how the emotions it evokes as a soundtrack have changed over the years. 5 stars
* The goal is to reduce energy use, but transportation is only a small portion of the energy cost of food. Therefore it is better to grow food in the most resource-efficient location rather than merely the closest. (Of course, some locavores may have other objectives, such as supporting the local economy.)
Sunday, November 30, 2014
Engines of Change: A History of the American Dream in Fifteen Cars by Paul Ingrassia - I don't think the subtitle fits the book very well, but the car stories are really interesting. 4 stars
Deadlift Dynamite: How to Master the King of All Strength Exercises by Andy Bolton and Pavel Tsatsouline - Like most Dragon Door publications, Deadlift Dynamite is beautifully produced and informative. It would have been more useful a few years ago when I was really into barbell deadlifting (now I mostly do DVRT sandbag training), and its target audience is competitors who take this stuff way more seriously than I do, but it's top-notch as far as weightlifting books go. 5 stars
Wrong: Why Experts Keep Failing Us—And How to Know When Not to Trust Them by David H. Freedman - I got halfway through this book and realized it's similar to The Half-Life of Facts with a different perspective: instead of looking at how information "changes" over time, Freedman explains how much of it was never true in the first place. He also offers ways to sort the good from the bad, but after reading this I just find myself more skeptical of everything (which is saying something). 4 stars
Thursday, October 30, 2014
Tuesday, October 28, 2014
Today during a TV show there was a commercial break where every single advertisement was for politicians, one after another. Please, somebody try to sell me auto insurance instead! For the first time in my life, I wished I could see a Massengill commercial.
Why, yes, Illinois politics does make me feel, you know, not-so-fresh.
Sunday, October 26, 2014
Just Ride: A Radically Practical Guide to Riding Your Bike by Grant Peterson - Wow, this may be the best bicycling book I've ever read! American recreational bicycling has become unnecessarily complicated by companies drawing their primary inspiration from professional racing. Actually it's getting better; when I got back into riding in 2000 it was much worse. Anyway, Peterson cuts through a lot of the bullshit with great advice about everything bike-related. Had he written this 15 years ago, he could have saved me a lot of money. 5 stars
We Thought You Would Be Prettier: True Tales of the Dorkiest Girl Alive by Laurie Notaro - I didn't enjoy this quite as much as her first two books, but it's still mostly funny. 4 stars
Chasing the Rising Sun: The Journey of an American Song by Ted Anthony - I didn't expect an entire book about "House of the Rising Sun" to be so riveting. I love the idea of how Anthony became obsessed with one song and spent years tracking down recordings and interviewing performers. It's a great case study of how folk music evolves. 5 stars
Monday, October 20, 2014
Visit Sunny Chernobyl and Other Adventures in the World's Most Polluted Places by Andrew Blackwell - Anybody can enjoy a lovely beach, a lush meadow, or a waterfall on a clear mountain stream, but fewer can find beauty in exploited tar sands, a clear-cut Amazon forest, or a river of human waste. Blackwell takes us to places I'd rather not go myself, which is the best kind of travel book. 5 stars
I Never Met a Story I Didn't Like: Mostly True Tall Tales by Todd Snider - Anyone familiar with Snider's music knows he is a great storyteller and a funny guy. This book doesn't disappoint. The backstories of his songs are as good as the songs themselves. 4 stars
Northern Songs: The True Story of the Beatles' Song Publishing Empire by Brian Southall with Rupert Perry - Had this book been about any other songwriter(s), it probably would have bored me to tears. Being about the Beatles makes it more interesting, but Northern Songs isn't something most people outside the music business would enjoy reading. Also it seems like the authors rushed the last few chapters, or maybe the copyeditor quit early. 4 stars
Saturday, September 27, 2014
Crashes, Crises, and Calamities: How We Can Use Science to Read the Early-Warning Signs by Len Fisher - To be honest it's been a few weeks since I finished it and I don't remember much, just that it's interesting and has an incredible notes-to-content ratio: 47 pages of endnotes supporting 170 pages of text. 3 stars*
An Irreverent Curiosity: In Search of the Church's Strangest Relic in Italy's Oddest Town by David Farley - I learned more about holy relics, particularly Jesus' foreskin, in this book than I had learned in decades of being Catholic. You may think you don't want to know about the Holy Prepuce, but after reading this book, you'll realize you were wrong. Very entertaining and informative with a quirky cast of real-life characters. 5 stars
Miles from Nowhere: Tales from America's Contemporary Frontier by Dayton Duncan - Roughly 25 years ago I read Duncan's first book, Out West: An American Journey Along the Lewis and Clark Trail. The only thing I remember is that I liked it.** In this book, Duncan visits counties with fewer than two residents per square mile (all of which are west of the Mississippi River). By definition, this is a world most of us are unfamiliar with, and it's fascinating. My only regret is that the book is from 1993; I'm curious what impact the Internet has had there. 5 stars
* I had given it four stars at the time I read it, but I decided to take one away since it has faded from memory so quickly. I think a four- or five-star book should stay with you for a while.
** But I'd still give Out West five stars. It's okay to forget a book in a quarter of a century.
Monday, September 08, 2014
I saw this on the Casey Trail, a lovely addition to Lake County's multi-use path system that opened this year. Lake County does trails so well. The Milwaukee Avenue underpass even has lights, for goodness' sake. Lights! In Cook County you're lucky if a trail underpass doesn't have six inches of standing water, much less any kind of illumination (reflections off the water don't count). And like the Des Plaines River Trail, the Casey Trail has quarter-mile markers. They're overkill for bikers but great for runners and walkers.
Friday, August 29, 2014
Wednesday, August 27, 2014
I began blogging as DJWriter, my not-particularly-creative name for my nowhere-near-successful freelance writing business. I thought blogging would drive traffic to my business site. I thought having a personal blog could get me a gig writing a corporate blog. What a fool I was.
Inspired somewhat by Chicago Tribune columnist Eric Zorn's blog, I began with more political material, although books, music, and my personal life were always in the mix (Jen Garrett was another early influence). Does that sound like a recipe for success? Of course not. This blog has never had a focus so it has never attracted much of a following. Heck, even my wife and my best friend never read it. After a few years I burned out on politics and turned to writing mostly about books. Occasionally I get the thrill of receiving a comment from an author.
My most popular post over the years is a little rant about Las Vegas from 2005 that struck a nerve with a lot of Vegas haters (many of them residents), drawing more than 300 comments to date. That's probably five times more than all my other posts put together. For the past few months, strangely, it has been eclipsed by another nine-year-old post about gay hookups in rest areas. Perhaps even odder, the second most popular post recently is about the 2006 State of the Union address!
My interest in The Hum of Desperation waxes and wanes, but my most prolific days are surely long gone. Lately, more often than not, I'll consider writing about something and ultimately decide it isn't worth the effort. I wish this anniversary had come at a time when I was more enthusiastic about blogging. Regardless, ten years is a long time for me to stay interested in anything so it's worth celebrating.
Thursday, August 14, 2014
Bike Snob: Systematically & Mercilessly Realigning the World of Cycling by BikeSnobNYC - Never having read the BikeSnobNYC blog, I was shocked by how different this book is from what I expected. I thought the author would be judgmental and full of attitude but actually he's pretty reasonable. Sure he makes fun of hipsters, but hell, they deserve it. I bought this at Borders several years ago mostly because I'll buy any bike book if it's cheap enough. If I had known how much I would enjoy it, I wouldn't have waited so long to read it. 5 stars
I, Goldstein: My Screwed Life by Al Goldstein & Josh Alan Friedman - This memoir from one of America's most (in)famous pornographers is hilarious, disgusting, and entertaining. It's also pretty sad. The publisher of Screw magazine wrote this after his world collapsed—he blew millions of dollars and stayed in homeless shelters before Penn Jillette gave him an apartment. He tells some great stories here, but sometimes it's a little hard to follow. 3 stars
Strange Days: The Adventures of a Grumpy Rock 'n' Roll Journalist in Los Angeles by Dean Goodman - I had never heard of Goodman, probably because he wrote for Reuters. The material is largely from the 1990s, but most of the artists he covers were past their commercial prime by then (that's just an observation, not a complaint). Strange Days is pretty good as far as the rock interview genre goes. 4 stars
Saturday, July 19, 2014
How to Be Pope: What to Do and Where to Go Once You're in the Vatican by Piers Marchant - A book like this could go wrong in many ways, but Marchant manages to be informative, funny, and yet respectful. I had no idea there is a popular gas station next to St. Peter's Basilica. 4 stars
The Heartless Stone: A Journey Through the World of Diamonds, Deceit, and Desire by Tom Zoellner - I enjoyed Zoellner's book about uranium, and he employs a similar approach here. After a broken engagement, he travels around the world (12 countries on six continents) to learn about the diamond trade past and present from prospecting and mining to marketing and selling. 5 stars
The Big Rewind: A Memoir Brought to You by Pop Culture by Nathan Rabin - This is a funny book, as one would expect from an Onion A.V. Club writer, but many of the stories just aren't very interesting. Rabin devotes too many pages to the TV show he appeared on for a few months, and the paperback bonus chapter is forgettable if not downright regrettable (when a blogger thinks you are over-sharing, you've gone too far). The earlier chapters about growing up in a group home in Chicago are better, though. I also expected more pop culture references based on the subtitle. Ultimately, The Big Rewind is mildly entertaining but disappointing. 3 stars
Monday, July 14, 2014
God Save the Fan: How Preening Sportscasters, Athletes Who Speak in the Third Person, and the Occasional Convicted Quarterback Have Taken the Fun Out of Sports (And How We Can Get It Back) by Will Leitch - As one would expect from the editor of Deadspin, this book pokes fun at people in the sports world. The parenthetical subtitle overreaches, though—a couple pages at the end say we can get it back with blogs, or something weak like that. Since I don't watch ESPN and don't follow sports other than NFL football, a lot of jokes went over my head but I enjoyed it regardless. 4 stars
All Madden: Hey, I'm Talking Pro Football by John Madden - I always enjoyed the way Madden saw and explained football as a sportscaster. Whenever I see one of his old books cheap, I buy it. Though no longer timely, his books are still fun to read. 4 stars
People Like Us: Misrepresenting the Middle East by Joris Luyendijk - This is the second book I've read translated from Dutch in the past two years. Luyendijk illuminates the world of foreign correspondents: it's not about finding stories so much as covering the ones your editor pulls from the wire service. He describes the particular trials of working in the Middle East's dictatorships, where visas and information are hard to acquire. Along the way, he shows that the people of the region and the realities of the situations there are not necessarily what we see on television. 5 stars
Saturday, July 12, 2014
The Devil and the Disappearing Sea: Or, How I Tried to Stop the World's Worst Ecological Catastrophe by Rob Ferguson - This book combines two of my interests, water and Central Asia, but it's mostly a post-Soviet bureaucratic nightmare. Working with an NGO in 1999, Ferguson attempted to raise public awareness about the Aral Sea's destruction with disappointing results. It's a crazy and entertaining tale, but I was hoping for more about the Aral Sea itself. 4 stars
Garbology: Our Dirty Love Affair with Trash by Edward Humes - Garbage is much more interesting than one might expect. Humes looks at the mess (sorry) we've made, what we can learn from it (including landfill archaeology!), and what we can do about it. I suppose the author is a little biased, but how could anyone other than Oscar the Grouch not be biased against garbage? 4 stars
I Don't Care About Your Band: What I Learned from Indie Rockers, Trust Funders, Pornographers, Felons, Faux-Sensitive Hipsters, and Other Guys I've Dated by Julie Klausner - As a middle-aged dude, I am not the target audience for this book. I think I bought it because I read a page or two and thought it was funny. I guess I should have read more before adding it to my stack (in my defense, this was during the Borders bankruptcy sale, and I had a lot of ground to cover in a short time). As yet another young-woman-dating-in-NYC memoir (ugh), it isn't particularly memorable, but I'll give it some points for being funny. 2 stars
Wednesday, July 02, 2014
The Story of Astronomy: From Babylonian Stargazers to the Search for the Big Bang by Peter Aughton - Purchasing and reading this book was inspired by watching Cosmos. Though I knew a fair amount about the history of astronomy already, I still found this book useful. It is well-written and easy for the layperson to understand. 5 stars
The Lost Art of Walking: The History, Science, and Literature of Pedestrianism by Geoff Nicholson - This book is best when delivering on its subtitle, but the author's own experiences are less interesting. I find this excerpt fascinating:
Of the 70,000 or so pedestrians who are injured by cars in America every year, 15,000 of them are New Yorkers, a staggering proportion. With 2.7 percent of the nation's population the city has 21 percent of the injuries. Nearly three-quarters of these occur on crosswalks, and quite a few of them occur when the pedestrian is actually on the sidewalk... Drunken driving accounts for just a few percent of pedestrian deaths, but in 1998 one-third of pedestrians killed by a motor vehicle were legally drunk.That makes me reconsider the times I've walked around Chicago with a good buzz on. 3 stars
DVRT The Ultimate Sandbag Training System: For Dynamic Power, Superior Athletic Performance and Enduring Strength by Josh Henkin - This is the book for sandbag training. I've read a lot that Henkin has written over the years online and in his not-so-good first book, but I am surprised how much additional info he packs into this one. Like other books published by Dragon Door, this isn't cheap but it's high-quality and worth the price (Kindle edition is much cheaper). If you want functional, "real-world" strength, buy this book and a sandbag or two (and use them, of course!). It really works. 5 stars
Saturday, May 24, 2014
VJ: The Unplugged Adventures of MTV's First Wave by Nina Blackwood, Mark Goodman, Alan Hunter, and Martha Quinn with Gavin Edwards - I watched MTV a lot during the 1980s when the original VJs were on the air (and very rarely after they left). This oral history tells where each VJ came from and what went on behind the scenes. I Want My MTV is a more thorough history of the network and music videos, but VJ is great for learning about the people who kept me company for so many teenage hours. 4 stars
Steel Rainbow: The Legendary Underground Guide to Becoming an '80s Rock Star by Jordan Hart - I guess I was on a bit of a 1980s nostalgia trip. This book tells how to achieve stardom by emulating Van Halen like so many "hair bands" did. I liked this book, but my wife loved it. Fun and funny, especially for those who lived through that era. 4 stars
Present at the Future: From Evolution to Nanotechnology, Candid and Controversial Conversations on Science and Nature by Ira Flatow - This book bounces from topic to topic in the vast realm of current science. It's fairly interesting but spread too thin. I'm tempted to give it three stars for lacking cohesion, but Flatow's discussion of science and religion is worth an extra one. 4 stars
Friday, May 16, 2014
Thursday, May 15, 2014
Sandbag Fitness: The Complete Guide to Sandbag Training by Matthew Palfrey - Having mostly followed Henkin's guidance, I wanted to broaden my horizons with this book. Palfrey has a different perspective, and he illustrates the exercises well. This book is better than the one above, and very good for the average devoted but not obsessive exerciser (for obsessives like me, Henkin's new book is the best). 4 stars
Future Babble: Why Expert Predictions are Next to Worthless, and You Can Do Better by Dan Gardner - Faking It made books of rock criticism less appealing to me, and Future Babble has done the same for books about the road ahead.* The most interesting takeaway: the more certain people are about their predictions, the more likely they are to be wrong. 4 stars
Official Book Club Selection by Kathy Griffin - I bought this four years ago when I felt only lukewarm about her. Late last year we watched four seasons of My Life on the D List (the last two seasons haven't come out on DVD) and this moved to the top of the stack. I've read a lot of books by comedians, and this one is pretty good. I could have done without the chapters about her messed-up brother and Woz, though (Woz is interesting, but the e-mail conversation is a dreadful literary device). 4 stars
* This is a reference to Bill Gates' 1995 book, The Road Ahead. I bought it circa 1998, never got around to reading it, and got rid of it a few years ago. I figured there was no point reading about the future 15 years later.
Sunday, May 11, 2014
Shooting for the Moon: The Strange History of Human Spaceflight by Bob Berman - The actual subject is much narrower than the subtitle implies; this is a history of U.S. spaceflight ending with the Apollo missions. It's interesting because, holy shit, it's about putting people on the moon, for goodness' sake—an incredible feat that is taken for granted nowadays— but it's only an average telling of the tale. 3 stars
The End of Discovery: Are We Approaching the Boundaries of the Knowable? by Russell Stannard - This is a survey of the current knowledge of science with reasoned conjecture about what sort of things we'll never be able to figure out. Examples: Do we have free will? Are there universes other than ours? What happened before the Big Bang? Stannard writes clearly about complex concepts. 4 stars
The Meaning of Hitler by Sebastian Haffner - I had to take a break from science books, and having studied World War II intensely many years ago, I find it easy to return to the subject. Haffner evaluates Hitler's actions and categorizes them as successes, mistakes, crimes, etc., providing a revealing portrait of the man. I haven't read a bunch of books solely about Hitler, but this must be one of the best. 5 stars
Saturday, May 10, 2014
The Hollywood Economist: The Hidden Financial Reality Behind the Movies by Edward Jay Epstein - Considering I'm not much of a movie person, it's surprising I would read a book like this, but the money side interests me. The Hollywood Economist explains how money is raised, how it is spent, and how it is recouped. Overall this book is pretty interesting, but sometimes it gets a bit repetitive like a collection of overlapping magazine articles. Note: I read the first edition (2010); version 2.0 (2012) is shown below. 4 stars
Ticket Masters: The Rise of the Concert Industry and How the Public Got Scalped by Dean Budnick & Josh Baron - This information-packed book (wish it had an index!) is a history of the live performance side of the popular music business—ticket vendors, promoters, venue owners, etc.—since the 1960s. It's a must-read for someone really interested in the topic (as I am), but it's probably too much for most concertgoers. 5 stars
Backstage Past by Barry Fey - This book is so much fun! Fey is a legendary concert promoter who worked out of Denver starting in the late 1960s. He tells great stories about the business and especially the performers he worked with. Any rock music fan should love this book. 5 stars
I Wear the Black Hat: Grappling with Villains (Real and Imagined) by Chuck Klosterman - I love everything I've read by Klosterman (though I haven't read his fiction yet). Here he muses about "bad guys"—what makes them bad and why we hate them. Speaking of hate, I hate when the paperback edition contains new material that those who paid more for the hardcover (like me) don't get. This isn't the first time Scribner and Klosterman have done this. 5 stars
Sunday, May 04, 2014
Agorafabulous! Dispatches from my Bedroom by Sara Benincasa - The catchy title and lovely cover photo drew my attention to this book. I think it's funny that someone with her name was once housebound ("been in casa", get it?). Overall it's a pretty enjoyable memoir about a topic that isn't overdone (drug addiction memoirists, I'm looking at you). Funny and thoughtful. 5 stars
The Pluto Files: The Rise and Fall of America's Favorite Planet by Neil deGrasse Tyson - I read this during the pre-Cosmos media rush when Tyson seemed to be everywhere. This book is a clear and entertaining history of the former planet and the uproar surrounding its reclassification (FWIW I agree with Tyson about Pluto's demoted status). Now that Cosmos is on, I have a huge man-crush on this guy. 5 stars
Proofiness: The Dark Arts of Mathematical Deception by Charles Seife - This book is about the power, misuse, and abuse of numerical data. I think there's too much about elections, clearly a personal interest of the author, but otherwise it's a good book. 4 stars
Faking It: The Quest for Authenticity in Music by Hugh Barker and Yuval Taylor - This book is incredible. My drummer friend Jeff recommended it, saying it changed how he looks at music. Later he added that it ruined rock criticism for him. I agree with both sentiments. Faking It looks at how artists and fans perceive authenticity, and whether it really matters. 5 stars
The Authenticity Hoax: Why the "Real" Things We Seek Don't Make Us Happy by Andrew Potter - This book talks about authenticity in many fields, and the bottom line is that authenticity is bullshit. This set off an existential crisis for me as a blogger, and it's another reason I haven't written much this year. 4 stars
Plato and a Platypus Walk Into a Bar: Understanding Philosophy Through Jokes by Thomas Cathcart & Daniel Klein - I never took a philosophy class, so the subject is one of my weak areas. I found this book entertaining, but a few months later I haven't retained much from it. The jokes are more illustrative than hilarious. 4 stars
Back to Our Future: How the 1980s Explain the World We Live in Now—Our Culture, Our Politics, Our Everything by David Sirota - I liked listening to Sirota talk politics on Al Franken's Air America radio show a decade ago (complete with a theme song parodying the Knack, "My Sirota"), so I was inclined to like this book. The premise of Back to Our Future is okay, but I don't think Sirota was the guy to write it—he's too young, born in 1975. When he talks about the 1970s and 1980s, you know it's just stuff he read about, not stuff he lived through as an adult. 3 stars
Perhaps you wondered why I chose to write about four books per post instead of five. It's purely aesthetic: as you can see, the Amazon links only fit four to a row.
Monday, March 03, 2014
Thursday, January 23, 2014
Tuesday, January 21, 2014
Unfinished business month was a great success. I didn't expect to read half of the unfinished books I started with, but that's what I did. Of the eleven, the best were You Never Give Me Your Money, Don't Believe It!, and The Ig Nobel Prizes. But then there were others that I had stopped reading previously for good reasons.
Overall, my approach to books in 2013 was interesting but stifling. By August, there were a lot of books I wanted to read but didn't because I wanted to stick to the monthly theme. I finished a total of 95 books in 2013. While that was much lower than 2012 (122 books), it was more than I expected and not far from my 2009 total of 101. Of course, it helped that I only had to read about two thirds of each book I finished in December.
I didn't keep track of how many books I acquired as in previous years, but I'm sure I came out far ahead in 2013. I think <gasp> my book buying binge days might be over. In early October I was surprised to realize I hadn't been in a bookstore for an entire month. Then I didn't go to a bookstore in all of December either, not even for Half Price Books' 20% off store-wide sale (seriously, during those sales I used to hit at least four locations).
I'm not sure what to do for 2014. I won't bother tracking finished versus acquired because I don't think that's an issue anymore. I had a few ideas for how to select what to read next, but I think I will simply read whatever I want and write about it here. Stay tuned.
Saturday, January 18, 2014
Rexy had megaesophagus; basically, her throat didn't work properly. That made it difficult for her to swallow food and especially water. There isn't much that can be done other than taking great care in feeding and watering. For the last two months of her life, we gave Rexy most of her hydration through canned food and jello. We couldn't even let her outside when winter came because she would just eat snow until she regurgitated (fortunately she adapted well to using pee pads by the backdoor). As her condition deteriorated, she also began to have violent sneezing fits (caused by megaesophagus).
Aside from megaesophagus, Rexy was in decent shape for a dog her age. She was small for a labrador retriever, about 50 pounds, and she still had pretty good mobility. That made saying goodbye an especially difficult decision, but it was becoming clear she was enjoying life less and less. When she refused to eat deli slices of turkey on Thursday, we knew.
Rexy served about eight years for the CPD sniffing for bomb materials at O'Hare Airport. For some reason she didn't get along with her handler's new service dog, and that's how we ended up with her in October 2012. I had trouble relating to her at first. Perhaps due to her training, Rexy wasn't as demonstrative as a typical lab. I could only pet her for a short time before she would walk away (Moose, on the other hand, would never leave while being petted, and usually nudges me for more whenever I stop). Over the last few months, we got much closer as I took on more of her care. By the end, she often slept by my side of the bed.
Rexy was a somewhat dignified dog, but you wouldn't know it from this picture of her with a Yoplait yogurt container:
Saturday, January 11, 2014
Anyway, a graphic from the BBC lays out Earth's future as far as one hundred quintillion years from now. Something about seeing it on a timeline makes it so much worse than just reading a book about it. I shouldn't have read the timeline, but I couldn't not read it either. Now I'm an anxious mess. Goodnight, everybody. Sweet dreams!
Sunday, January 05, 2014
Thursday, January 02, 2014
After checking outside the front door for my package today, I went to the FedEx website. My package arrived at 1:10 PM today... at FedEx SmartPost in New Berlin, WI. That's near Milwaukee. And now I have a projected delivery date... Monday, January 6! Those bastards had my package in Chicago—where I live—on December 30, and I'm not going to get it until a week later?
UPDATE 01/05/2013 - Okay, our awesome post office* delivered my package on Saturday instead of Monday as predicted by FedEx. That still doesn't let FedEx off the hook for bouncing my package around all week after having it so close to my home on December 30. Sometimes the transparency of online tracking doesn't reflect well on shipping companies. I would have been better off thinking my package was just moving really slowly across the country rather than knowing they doubled the shipping time by sending it away from me.
* I mean that sincerely. We have a great mail carrier who busts his ass to get the job done (as did his predecessor). Also I have a feeling the post office wanted to deliver everything they could on Saturday because Monday's high temperature is expected to be -10 degrees Fahrenheit (yes, I said high, and yes, that is negative—and that's without the wind chill!).