They're gonna put me in the moviesOkay, I won't actually be in the movies. Starting Thursday afternoon, I'm going to be working security for a movie. It's mostly just standing around and making sure people don't walk onto the set or try to steal anything. But it's fall in Chicago, a great time to be outdoors. It's a three-month gig, so I might make some real money for the first time in years.
They're gonna make a big star out of me
We'll make a film about a man that's sad and lonely
And all I gotta do is act naturally