Thursday, August 02, 2012

20/20

In hindsight, perhaps I shouldn't have had three shots of pink lemonade-flavored vodka before I went out to trim the bushes.

I probably would have cut myself in the same stupid way regardless, though, and at least this way I didn't feel much pain.*


* I'm okay, I just slipped with the pruning saw and cut my left thumb next to the nail. But as a former Boy Scout, I should have been more careful. I guess that's why they don't have vodka at Camporees.

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