We're getting ready to go out. My wife asked me to take my shower first while she walked Moose. I finished my shower in the upstairs bathroom, and my wife yelled up to me from the main level.
Wife: Are you done showering?
Me: Yeah. Go ahead.
Wife: What's that noise downstairs?
Me: How the hell would I know? I'm upstairs!
Wife: Are you washing clothes?
Wife: Oh, wait. I am.