Thursday, December 08, 2011

"Don't Make Me Have to Use This!"

Here's another lovely tale from The Smoking Gun:
When Officer Michael Smith asked [Robert] Matello if he was carrying a weapon, he gave an answer never previously memorialized in a police report: “Yes, I have a pink dildo,” Matello replied.
Maybe Matello is a regular TSG reader, and he remembered this story about an Illinois woman assaulting an officer with a sex toy last year. But wait, there's more...
At that point, Matello removed the sex toy from his pants pocket and attempted to hand it to Smith, an offer apparently declined by the officer.
"Uh, no thanks."

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