Monday, October 24, 2011

Lifestyles of the Overweight and Immature

"What do you want for dinner?" she asked.

"I don't know. I can't make up my mind between chicken nuggets and Dinty Moore beef stew."

"Chicken nuggets?!? What are you, twelve years old?"

"Um... I like barbecue sauce and nuggets are good for dipping."

"Well, if you make some, can you make some for me, too?"

But the real kicker came three hours later when she said, "I'm heating up more chicken nuggets. Do you want any?"

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