While he was working on his universal plan
He was making out like Charlie Sheen
He was a genius
-- from "Genius" by Warren Zevon and Larry Klein
Is Charlie Sheen Hollywood's last great method actor? How better to prepare for the role of Charlie Harper on Two and a Half Men than to immerse oneself in a hedonistic world of porn stars and drugs?
As for Sheen's invective directed at the show's executive producer, Chuck Lorre, consider this: Sheen makes $1.2 million per episode of Two and a Half Men. When you pay a guy fuck-you money, eventually he's going to say, "Fuck you!"