Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Afternoon Delight?

"I've got something for you in the bedroom," she said.

Hmm, that sounds provocative.

Alas, after nearly 12 years of marriage, I should know better.

"They were selling these t-shirts at work so I got you one. They were only ten bucks."

No, the shirt did not say, "I thought I might get lucky but all I got was this lousy t-shirt."

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