The other day I was watching TV when one of those cheesy "Omnaris to the nose!" commercials came on. And I thought, Wouldn't it be great if Omnaris treated hemorrhoids instead?
I can see it now... Those guys dressed like a Devo tribute band shout, "Omnaris to the anus!" which is already an improvement because it rhymes. Then you see those little guys scaling some fat truck driver's hairy ass. When they get to the crack, they tip the Omnaris bottle like Marines planting the flag on Iwo Jima!