Sunday, October 03, 2010

Big-Ass Headphones

I was walking down my block today and saw a kid walking a dog. In spite of my generally sour blogging demeanor, I am surprisingly neighborly so I prepared to exchange hellos. Then I saw the D-cup-sized headphones covering his ears. In this age of discreet iPod ear buds, there's no better way to announce to the world that you want to be left alone than wearing big-ass fucking headphones.*
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* If you ever doubted that hyphen placement matters, picture a pair of big-ass fucking headphones and then picture a pair of big ass-fucking headphones. Gee, I wonder why no one has asked me to write a grammar primer for elementary school students. (I hope I'm correct in assuming that my mother no longer reads this blog.)

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