Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Bastard of the Day

The majority of murderers probably qualify for bastardhood, but Hans R. Peterson deserves to be singled out. Peterson has confessed to killing Dr. David Cornbleet in his downtown Chicago office last October. Why?

Even though he had no contact with his dermatologist for almost four years, Hans R. Peterson allegedly believed that a drug prescribed by the doctor to treat acne caused him to be impotent, sources say.
Peterson killed Cornbleet because he couldn't get it up. There are plenty of good or at least understandable reasons to kill someone, but that is one of the lamest I've ever heard.

Oh well, Peterson's cellmates won't care whether he can get it up or not. The prison team can always use another catcher.

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