Thursday, May 17, 2007

Bastard of the Day

Today's award goes to the pizza delivery guy. For the first time in years, I opened the box to find all the cheese and toppings were shifted to one side. If not for the tall rim of the deep dish crust, my cheese would have been all over the box. The worst part is that I had already given the pizza-tilting bastard a good tip. Should I open the box at the door and inspect my pizza before tipping?


Samantha said...

I used to work as a pizza delivery driver and the only thing I can think of is he must have either made a very sharp turn or turned the box sideways. Did you have to call the place and get a replacement for free or did they give you credit for a new pizza?

David Johnsen said...

The pizza was still edible so I didn't bother. It was more fun to complain about it here than to seek consumer satisfaction.