Today's award goes to the guy riding a tandem bicycle on Montrose Avenue this evening. He was the captain (front seat), and a woman was the stoker (back seat). So what makes him bastard-worthy? He was wearing a bulky backpack -- the stoker had about three inches between her nose and the nylon sack. As if a stoker's normal forward view isn't bad enough, I'm sure she loves having that backpack right in front of her face. I presume she is his wife; a girlfriend would never put up with that!