When I ride my bike, weird thoughts pop into my head and then out so quickly I can scarcely remember them. Here are a few I managed to retain long enough to type...
- Everyone knows Gatorade got its name from the school where it was developed, the University of Florida. But what if it had been created at Florida State University? Would we be drinking Seminade instead?
- Beyonce's new album is called B'Day. Is that the hip-hop spelling for a French bathroom fixture?
- The Illinois State Toll Highway Authority should give away promotional bumper stickers that say "Gas, grass or I-PASS -- no one rides for free."