Bisexual loveOnce my friend and his parents were talking about the 1960s, hippies and free love. His dad asked my friend's sister what she thought about free love, and she replied a little indignantly, "Well, I wouldn't pay for it!" Alas, years later it appears that she probably would have been better off buying love than marrying the no-account loser who fathered her children.
If you can't get any for free
You can always buy sexual love
So happy Valentine's Day everybody, and may the love you get for free be better than money can buy.