Tuesday, February 14, 2006

A Little Valentine's Day Ditty

I wrote this today while walking home from the grocery store. It was inspired by the holiday, Brokeback Mountain, and my best friend's sister (explanation to follow)...
Bisexual love
Bisexual love
If you can't get any for free
You can always buy sexual love
Once my friend and his parents were talking about the 1960s, hippies and free love. His dad asked my friend's sister what she thought about free love, and she replied a little indignantly, "Well, I wouldn't pay for it!" Alas, years later it appears that she probably would have been better off buying love than marrying the no-account loser who fathered her children.

So happy Valentine's Day everybody, and may the love you get for free be better than money can buy.

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