Saturday, October 22, 2005

What Muppet Am I?

I don't normally go for these silly online quizzes, but when Jen Garrett said she was Kermit the Frog, it intrigued me. After all, I used to do a pretty good impression of Kermit. My brother's friends would knock on my bedroom window and plead, "Do Kermit, do Kermit!" I still can, but sometime after I graduated from high school it started making my throat hurt (figures--right around the time when Jim Henson died, I wasn't able to take his place), so now I try not to do it for long. Kermit appealed to me for two odd reasons--he was a reporter for Sesame Street News and he rode a bicycle in The Muppet Movie (remember "gone with the Schwinn?").

Anyway, I took the quiz, and although I was disappointed not to be Kermit, I think nowadays I'm closer to these guys anyway:

statler jpeg
You are Statler or Waldorf.
You have a high opinion of yourself, as do others.
But only because you are in the balcony seats.

ALSO KNOWN AS:
Those two old guys in the box.
SPECIAL TALENTS:
Heckling, complaining, being cantankerous

QUOTE:
"Get off the stage, you bum!"

LAST BOOKS READ:
"The Art of Insult" and "How To Insult Art"

NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT:
Their pacemakers.

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