Tuesday, September 14, 2004

Pass The Ibuprofen

According to today's Chicago Tribune, Alan Keyes "plans to make 'inflammatory' comments 'every day, every week' until the election."
"This is a war we're in," one source recounted Keyes as saying. "The way you win wars is that you start fires that will consume the enemy."
Hey, wasn't that the BATF's strategy at Waco? (as one of my Texan friends says, "What A Cook Out.")

Eric Zorn is soliciting suggestions for inflammatory statements that Keyes might make in the remaining 48 days until the election. Those might be fun to read, but it will be hard to top the Doctor himself. In the mean time, I'll have to stop by CVS/pharmacy on the way home to get something for this Keyes-induced inflammation...

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